Ever wondered how? Wonder no longer with this quick an easy video. Thought a hooker was the quickest and easiest thing? Think again! This video certainly takes the cake, and majority of modern day STD's.
A Poem entitled "Surnames" by James Smith. I thought it was cool and witty so I decided to read it to appease my narcissistic cravings for recognition.
Bite me. :P
Just me talking, basically. I jabber and rabbit on about next to nothing for the entire time and contradict myself.
Probably more of a blog if anything, or a video diary of my thoughts... Which are weird, just for the record.
Imagine this, if you will: A hard night drinking, sleeping in the privacy and solace of one's room, dead to the world... And then given a rude awakening to be invited to go to the zoo.
Oh, and making me scream like a little girl.
Welcome, viewer. This is I, James M.H. drinking gin and playing cranium with friends. This is my rendition of Miss Piggy, the character I had to enact for this challenge. Needless to say, my foreign partner in this game had NO idea who the hell she is, which made the challenge even funnier.
Watch it and you'll see what I mean...
Thought it was all over? THINK AGAIN! Here comes part 2, ladies and gents. Hold onto your hats, or your daughters. Or your wives. Or whatever it is you people hold onto, for how the hell should I know?!
I sincerely apologize to Andy Williams for this video. In case you didn't notice, I am nearly always drunk. This was for the Queens Birthday Dinner Party we hosted here. We being my flat mates and myself. You'll see one of them, along with a couple of lady friends of ours.
