Let EbenGregory tell it, the relationship fan is not smart enough to know when she is being dumped on...whatever that's about. In another humdrum episode called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Kim Porter allegedly dumps Diddy after pictures of him and Sienna Miller getting cozy continue to pop up on the Internet.
A wise man (EbenGregory) once said that a fanatic is one who can't change her mind and won't change the subject. In another useless news report called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Superhead uses her new book to help Jaime Foxx, Mike Tyson and Whitney Houston move their personal business to Front Street.
In EbenGregory's world, friends aren't jumper cables...you don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. That is unless your names Cam'ron. In another esoteric episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones gets cozy with 50 Cent while mulling his options to jump the Dip Set ship.
The first casualty of war is usually the truth, that is, if you're listening to EbenGregory tell it. In another random episode of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent tells Cam'ron to get his eye fixed after being knocked the f*ck out by Roc-A-Fella recording artist Tru-Life.
Let EbenGregory tell it, any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Young Buck gives a no holds barred interview while spilling the beans on his failing relationship with 50 Cent.
Let EbenGregory tell it...juice is bad!!! In another non-shocking episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, EbenGregory provides non-hard-hitting news reporting as he investigates why 50 Cent, Timbaland and Mary j Blige were named in the New York State steroid investigation.
Let EbenGregory (and Akon) tell it, a lie told often enough becomes the truth. In the latest episoe of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Akon and his gangster lifestyle gets exposed as fraud. One word...boo!
When there is no news, EbenGregory reports non-news with the same emphasize as if it were...news. In another episode of random foolishness, Akon makes a country album, Beanie Sigel goes to jail, Max B gets shot and T.I. goes free...kinda.
![50 Cent Responds To Cam\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/xf1gI-RKtYA/2.jpg "50 Cent Responds To Cam\")
