aka "The Aristocrats" as written by driftglass (http://driftglass.b logspot.com/). If you don't know this joke then look it up first on wikipedia ...otherwise you won't get this political comedy joke.
I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed. - The Reverend Jerry Falwell
Even though there has never been a recorded death due to marijuana in all of history, a Dearborn, MI cop that stole some pot and cooked up some brownies thinks he's dying.